So here's a quick, pointless, trivial, and superficial look at this pointless, trivial, superficial decade:
With the 2000's closing down we still don't have a definitive cliche, or generic blank statement to put over this decade. By that I mean you can't call this the disco, Vietnam, prohibition, hippie, grunge, counterculture, 80's baby or generation X era. We have no idea how to label this decade. And maybe that says it all. We do know it was a decade of instant gratification and instant results. Attention spans have dwindled down to nothing. Patience is no longer a virtue. It doesn't matter how things really are, only how they appear to be. It doesn't matter what the truth of any subject is, only how it it initially perceived. Didn't catch your favorite show today? Don't worry, if you didn't DVR it you can find an illegal broadcast on some website. Haven't talked to someone in a while? Don't worry just stalk them on facebook until you find some contact info. Then you can email, call, gchat, bbm, text, or direct message them. Didn't have time to read that book for school? Then just find the notes for it online. Lil Wayne perfectly summarizes this decade and era with his music. What the heck is he talking about? Do any of his songs have a point? I don't even understand him half the time. But he's probably the most popular artist of this decade, and we all LOVE his music. What do we call this era? Who cares!! I have an online Madden game set up with my friend in an hour, and I want to run to Starbucks real quick to get a $4.50 grande non-fat no-whip mocha. Let's get on with the show...
Sports...
Best Athlete:
Winner - Tiger Woods: From a strictly athletic standpoint we believe he was unrivaled this decade. Whereas Roger Federer also dominated his sport this decade, most believe he did it in an era of below average talent. On the other hand, golf is as popular worldwide as its ever been. Simply put, more young people are going into golf than tennis. Yet, only one man was able to dominate the sport.
Also Nominated - Roger Federer, Michael Phelps
Biggest Bust:
Also Nominated - Jamarcus Russell, Kwame Brown
Best NBA Player of the Decade:
Winner - 1A. Tim Duncan 1B. Kobe Bryant
All NBA 1st Team:
PG/SG: Kobe Bryant, Steve Nash
F/C: KG, Tim Duncan, Shaq
2nd team:
PG/SG: AI, DWade
F/C: Lebron, PP, Dirk
Best NFL Player of the Decade:
Winner - 1A. Peyton Manning 1B. Tom Brady
Also Nominated: LT
Best MLB Player of the Decade:
Winner - Albert Pujols (clean, we hope)
Also Nominated - ARod, Bonds, Jeter, Ichiro
Best Video Game Athlete:
Also Nominated - Tracy McGrady in Live and in 2K
Best Fantasy Athlete:
Also Nominated - Peyton Manning
Best Athlete Blogger:
Winner - Gilbert Arenas: Was really the first famous athlete to give his audience full access to his real thoughts. He admitted what he thought about other players. He talked about what he did in his spare time. And it was funny. But then he got injured, probably got frustrated and took some flac for talking so openly...and his blog just disappeared.
Also Nominated - Rod Benson
Best Franchise - All Sports
Also Nominated - Los Angeles Lakers
Worst Franchise - All Sports:
Best City for Basketball, Football and Baseball (one particular year):
Winner - Boston (2007): The Celtics won the 2007/2008 title, the Patriots completed a perfect regular season, and went 18-0 before getting upset in the Super Bowl, and the Red Sox captured their 2nd World Series of the decade. Not to mention, local hero Matt Ryan of Boston College nearly won the Heisman.
Most Awkward Athlete Beef:
Winner - Kobe v. Shaq: Three Chips. Two of the top-15 players ever. Hollywood. Sexual assault cases. Dudes supposedly getting ratted out for cheating on their wives. "Kobe tell me how my ass tastes." One chip each after the separation. Wow.
Rowdiest Fight:
Winner - The Artest/Pistons Melee - It was agreed upon by all that Ron Artest is borderline insane. Our boy S-Jax's performance continues to be the most underrated aspect of the entire escapade. The lasting image: Captain Jack -shirtless and waving his arms- being escorted out by an injured legend, Reggie Miller, as they were being drenched by all sorts of liquids. Outstanding.
Most Bizarre Scandal:
Winner - The Tiger Woods sex scandal - Here's the thing. It's one thing if Cheetah was just banging these girls. But this man is exchanging texts and telling these tricks, "Ahhhh, I miss you. I love you." Wow. No need to expand on this. You guys have read it all.Winner - Anna Kournikova - Three times on People's 50 Most Beautiful. Named hottest at different times by Maxim and FHM. Phenomenal ass. Great body. Nice legs. Pretty face. Off the heez.

Also Nominated - Allison Stokke, Maria Sharapova
Craziest Press Conference Melt-Down:
Winner - Allen Iverson ("Practice"), Dennis Green ("They are who we thought they were"), Jim Mora ("Playofffs?"), Mike Gundy ("I'm a Man! I'm 40!"), Herm Edwards ("Yooou plaaaay to wiiin the game!") - Everybody is a winner here. Just watch these classics...
Best Game/Series:
Winner - 2008 Super Bowl - Giants/Patriots - David Tyree's catch will probably go down as the greatest play of all-time. Couple that with a 16-0 Patriots team, who had just destroyed the entire nation. This is one of those Super Bowls that we will never forget. Plus, it could possibly have marked the death of Belichick's Evil Dynasty. We shall see.
Also Nominated - 2002 Fiesta Bowl (OSU/Miami), 2005 Chip Game (Texas/USC), 2004 ALCS (Yanks/Sox), 2002 Western Conference Finals (Lakers/Kings)
Pop Culture...
Best Movie:
Winner - Gladiator: "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." That sends shivers through your spine doesn't it?
Also Nominated - LOTR Trilogy, Avatar, Dark Knight
Winner - Alexander: Remains the only movie of my life I walked out of. On paper it had everything: Oliver Stone directing, Angelina Jolie as the main actress and Colin Farrell in dyed blond hair plus lost of fighting and action. But somewhere along the line it turned into a complete mess of a story that revolved too much (and too awkwardly) around the whole "Alexander was gay" angle. Terrible all around.
Best Movie Sex Scene:
Winner - Monster's Ball: Halle Berry having some serious "mourning sex" with Billy Bob. Plus she was pretty much at her prime. I won't get too graphic. There are kids reading this.
Also Nominated - Taking Lives (Jolie/Hawke), History of Violence, Wedding Crashers opening
Winner - The Wire: If you ask most people they'll say The Sopranos or Weeds was better. But there wasn't a show with the complexity, depth, and character-driven-action as The Wire in this decade, and probably any other. You can list over 10 characters you really felt for and understood in this show. The acting was superb. The plots were intricate and intelligent. And the show was unmatched. In a way, it completely is the antithesis of this decade. You couldn't watch just one show and understand. You had to watch all 5 seasons. There was no instant gratification. It was a complex story, and I hope they don't ever desecrate it by turning it into a movie.
Also Nominated - The Sopranos, Entourage
Best Show on TV:
Winner - Friday Night Lights: Without a doubt the best show on television that nobody watches. Always in danger of getting knocked off the air, despite the Emmys and phenomenal plot lines. FNL has everything. Hot girls, Football, Strippers, Beer, "Texas Forever." But above all, Coach Taylor's lessons on life, love, and manhood are so moving it has you sobbing like a little girl every episode. "Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can't Lose!"
Best Rapper:
Winner - Jay-Z: BP1, 2, and 3...American Gangster, Kingdom Come, the album with Linkin Park, and The Black Album. If you are talking about sheer chart-topping volume, he didn't have an equal. But his last 4 or 5 albums have just been blockbuster after blockbuster aimed at all his critics. I really can't think of anyone that would be his equal, because nobody has had the longevity.
Best Rap Song:
Winner - 50 Cent - In da Club: Anybody of age remembers this jam as the club anthem back in the Winter of '03. Damn. I'd give anything to grind with a bad hunny to this one right now.
Best Non Rap Song:
Winner - Usher - Yeah: One word comes to mind when you think about being at the club when this jam came on, GRINDING.
Best Rap Album:
Winner - Kanye - Late Registration: Great album with classics like "Gone," "Touch the Sky," "Diamonds from Sierra Leone," and so on. His flow and lyrics are phenomenal on this one. "With the girls a lot of flirtin' involved/fuck all that flirtin' man I'm tryna get in some drawers/so put me on with these hoes homey/he told me, "Don't rush to get grown, Drive Slow Homey."
Also Nominated - Eminem - The Marshall Mathers LP
Best Diss:
Winner - Ether (Nas): When Jay-Z seemingly came out of nowhere with his jab, Nas responded with this right cross and uppercut combo. It revitalized his career, as Stillmatic remains either his best or 2nd best album to date. He had been in a rut, and this was the catalyst for greatness. You almost felt bad for Jay-Z. Plus, Jay-Z was clearly at the top of the rap game at that time, so had anybody at the top of the mountain ever taken a shot like that before? Well they hugged and kissed and made up...but still this was just a dagger.
Also Nominated - 300 Bars - The Game
Best Musician:
Winner - Justin Timberlake: He began the decade with 'N Sync, as they dropped one of the dopest flame boy band albums ever, "No Strings Attached." But the man's game evolved like Kobe's. He shit on Britney with 2002's "Cry Me a River" and helped make cheating girlfriends everywhere feel like shit... "You don't have to say what you did/I already know, I found out from him/Now there's no chance, for you and me, there'll never be/And don't it make you so sad about it?" Pow! Now he's one of the hottest stars out here, for 10 years strong and hittin' some of the finest hunnies. Cheers, Justin.
Best Non-Rap Song -
Winner - U2 - Beautiful Day: Just a feel good song all around. Great jam.
Best Non-Rap Album:
Winner - 'N Sync - No Strings Attached: We here at DSS is no bitch. However, this album was sorta blazin, no homo. Dope album.
Hottest Legit Movie Actress:
Winner - Angelina Jolie: She's just sexy in that bad girl way. Damn, with them pouty lips and blazin body. Not to mention, jackin the hottest dude (no homo) from another hot girl. Props.
Also Nominated - Halle Berry, Rachel McAdams, Charlize Theron
Hottest Girl on a TV Show:
Winner - Jessica Alba: My goodness. We here at DSS used to watch Dark Angel on mute, because she was so dope. Truly angelic.
Also Nominated - Minka Kelly, Blake Lively
Hottest Female Music Artist:
Best Crossover Star:
Winner: Flavor Flav: When many Americans know Flavor as the guy from that vH1 show, and not as a member of one of the most important hip-hop groups of all-time...then I say he crossed over fairly well.
Best Celebrity Beef:
Winner - LC vs. Kristin Cavallari: They created a whole new genre of reality TV and then added a new brand of bitch. Tired ass LC got juked by Steven and made the clingyness so painful for all of America. The best part was that Kristin didn't give a shit and was still doin' her own thing. Kristin 1, LC 0.
Hottest Couple -
Winner - Pitt/Jolie: We here at DSS is no homo, but we'd at least pause for a second with Brad Pitt. Uhhh. There is no denying it though. This was no contest.
Worst/Gayest/Best Fashion Trend -
Gayest -
Winner - Clogs: What is the point of these things? If you want to wear slippers or sandals then do it. If you want to wear shoes than do that. What is this crossover crap? I don't get the point of these.
Also Nominated - Frosted Tips
Winner - Moo-Moos on Hoes (circa 2004): Seriously ladies? You thought these stupid things was going to hide your love handles? Didn't work. Then the worst part was the you girls with the fine ass bodies that was rockin these. You all got lumped in with the rest of the population and looked fat yourselves. Not a good era for women in general.
Best -
Winner - "Sheeeeeeiiiitttttttt" Sen. Clay Davis (The Wire)
Also Nominated - "That's what she said." (The Office)
Winner - "I'm Rick James, Bitch" (Dave Chappelle Show)
Best TV Characters of the Decade:
Jack Bauer (24), Jack Shephard (Lost), Stringer, Marlo, Omar (Wire), Mike Scott, Dwight Schrute (The Office), Tony Soprano (The Sopranos), Ari Gold, Johnny Drama (Entourage)
Thanks a ton for checking this out, and hit us up with what you think if you get a second. Our commitee consisted of Vik C., Mr. Docksquad himself, Suman V., and Rahul P.
Everyone have a safe and Happy New Year!!!
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